Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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