so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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