Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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