I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
no, he came in my armpit
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Randomize
