I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
thus making me awesome and them whores
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
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With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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