I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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