one two three fourrrrnication!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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