BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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