Umm I'm too high to move.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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