to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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