Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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