Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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