We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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