Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
what day is it and did you see me today?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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