my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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