Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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