Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
third nipple confirmed
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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