Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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