I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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