Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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