We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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