well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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