You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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