then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
there is puke in my bra ... again
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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