I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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