we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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