how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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