i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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