Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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