yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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