im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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