maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Everything about him screamed your future.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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