dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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