I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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