I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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