There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
We smell like vodka and hangover
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