Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She's the barista slut.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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