I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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