What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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