he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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