He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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