Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
It's just like the Real World with babies
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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