is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
