My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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