As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
What happened to fro yo and sex?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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