I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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