let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
what day is it and did you see me today?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
