we made out on top of his cat.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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