If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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