There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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