Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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