I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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