Having a random hookup so left but love u
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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