doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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